- Photos from
Allan and Jessica's First Trip to Oregon - Courtesy of the
girl I love, a couple of cameras, and one of the most beautiful places
I've ever seen, even when taking into account travel brochures. This
vacation lasted from March 9-23, 2005, and was the most enjoyable trip
I've ever embarked on. There are some wonderful pictures here--10 in
all--and you can almost vomit from the cuteness!
- Antibiotic Effectiveness: A
Critical Review - Here, I assume my secret identity (whoops...)
of a mild-mannered professor under the Institute for Demonology
Research and, using proven techniques borrowed from the creationist
movement's attacks on radiometric dating, point out the
ineffectiveness of the materialist lie known as antibiotics.
- Are There Really Any
Contradictions in Star Trek? - It has come to my attention
that a group of uninformed critics have been spreading misinformation
about Star Trek containing numerous "internal
inconsistencies". Here, I bring the tried-and-tested apologetic
methods honed and refined over thousands of years to bear on the
problem. You might be surprised at the result - Star Trek contains no
contradictions at all! Then again, you might not...
- Bible Prophecies Indicating
Napoleon was the Messiah - My wacky look at just how easily
convincing "prophecies" of the type used to
"prove" the divinity of figures such as Jesus can be created
for almost any figure in history with only a little imagination,
creative interpretation of ambiguous verses and ideologically
- Fundies Say the Darndest Things! July/August
2004 Edition - The final edition of this popular
webpage. The thought processes required to produce some of this
material are possibly the best proof available that a prankster god
exists. Links to all previous issues also included. Be sure to check
out the Frequently Asked Questions
to find answers for the common inquiries about this page, as well as
submission guidelines (in case you want to add a worthy post).
- Horrible Demon II: a Game Review - An
extended review of the God-awful Gameboy® game. Contains screenshots,
sarcastic comments, analysis of gameplay, bosses and other features,
an extensive walkthrough; and a .GIF animation of the entire
game complete with 'All Your Base'-esque dialogue.
- "It Could
Get Gory" - Parody of the Christian rock group Third
Day's hit song, "Show Me Your Glory." A religious
worship song turned stalker's manifesto. For best effect, be sure to
listen to the original first (link to a website hosting the MP3
included). And don't ask me what I was on when I wrote this.
Ethereal News Network Press
- Omniscience declared
unconstitutional; ZEALOT Act struck down - The heavenly
Supreme Court strikes down the ancient, paranoia-inspired act that
gave God omniscient powers over reality, citing legal justification
such as the dangerous precedent it set and the right to privacy.
Includes short interviews with many interested parties, from Justices
- Rising costs of Hell
could force inmates out on the streets - As costs skyrocket
and budgets are trimmed, the everlasting prison faces a disastrous
closure. See what televangelists, environmental groups and Congress
have to say.
- God faces renewed
"flip-flopping" attacks - "Would you vote for
someone who doesn't know whether he's coming or going, first adopting
a position and then rebuking it when the political sands shift? Do you
want a ruler who's on record holding two mutually exclusive
positions? If you've read my opponent's, Jesus H. Christ's, campaign
manifesto, you're no doubt aware of his many flip-flops. The book is
full of contradictions and weaseling from the very first page! Do you
still think he has the integrity or perseverance to lead us in this
time of crisis? I'm Bill Z. Bub, and I approved this message."
- Organisms That Look Designed (v2.1)
- A tongue-in-cheek spoof (and, I've been told, devastating reductio
ad absurdum) of the "irreducible complexity" arguments
put forth by proponents of Intelligent Design "theory." This
article describes some of the most grotesque lifeforms known to man
and makes a case for a sociopathic god worthy of an H.P. Lovecraft
novel. "Equal Time" proponents, be careful what you wish
for--or the baby-killing liberals might just have this taught
in schools. Now with dozens more evolution-wrecking lifeforms,
lots of colorful pictures and myriad inside jokes! Note: This
article contains mature subject matter like utterly horrendous
parasites and graphic illustrations of disease-ridden walking corpses;
it is NOT for the squeamish.
- Prophecy for Dummies (v1.9) - It
needed to be done. A meticulous analysis of the various techniques by
which convincing predictions of the future can be manufactured out of
thin air. Marvel at the ease with which people can be convinced you're
psychic! Get fame and fortune at the drop of a hat! Learn how to avoid
the skeptics' wrath with some heavy-duty prophecy apologetics! And if
you're one of those, find out how to easily debunk the claims of
Prophets! Illustrations and helpful real-world examples are included. Disclaimer:
I will not be personally held liable for any cults inspired by this
Unfalsifiable Claims with Superior, Incompatible Explanations
- An essay that outlines a methodology by which empirically
refutation-proof assertions, such as those made by various cults, can
be debunked by appeal to superior alternate explanations. This has a
wide variety of applications in everything from justification for
strong atheism to UFO skepticism.
- Image Gallery: Funny Pics for Online Use
- Various Paint Shop Pro-created graphics of my own devising. These
are intended to make lighthearted fun of the fundies when they post
inane and mindless drivel or assorted logical fallacies. You're
welcome to use these freely on a variety of message boards! Recent
additions include "Rear Handed to You," "Plagiarism",
"Backpedaling", "Burden of Proof," "Broken
Record" and "Garbage in, Garbage out."
- All-Time Wackiest Search Results That
Found This Site - The name says it all. Click at the risk of
losing some of your remaining hope for humanity. You have been warned.
- The Divine Comedy
Forum/Guestbook - Did this site make your day? Make you choke
on a soda from laughing? Did it make you think? Seriously offend you?
Give you homicidal thoughts towards its author? Tell it like it is!
But remember, anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of public opinion.
- Links - If the above content isn't
enough to make you lose all faith in humanity, the gods and the
universe, here are some more reasons.
LordCo Products of Interest:
is a huge, spectacular parody website and a true comedy goldmine. Making fun
of everything that's good and holy, and quite a few things that aren't, with
often tasteless (but almost universally hilarious) spoof products is the
order of the day. As of the time of this writing, the mall sports over 170
items in areas from TV shows to fashion accessories, complete with
sacrilegiously delicious text advertisements and often over-the-top images.
Those listed below (in chronological order, by date of addition to the site)
are only the ones which owe their existence, partially or in total,
to my sick little blasphemous mind. But don't let their crappiness
discourage you from checking out the other, real winners at LC Centre, and
check that site often for additional updates!
Cereal - "Silly Rabbi, Myths are for Kids!"
Good Word KJV Holy Word Processor - By LordCo. Don't even
try to write scripture without it!
Choice Do-It-Yourself Abortion Kit - Beat the Bible-thumping
anti-abortionists at their own game!
Hellfire Extinguisher - Why wait for Hell to freeze over,
when you can speed things along?
Bran - The breakfast of saviors. Now with two scoops of ossuary
gunk in every box!
Banish Demon Repellent - Be prepared. Don't let an Exorcist-like
scenario happen to you.
Iconshop - In this day and age, let computers do all the
dirty work of designing icons for you!
Secret Lingerie - For those lovely ladies whose favorite book of
the Bible is Song of Solomon.
Bear in a Can - Idea/text by Novadistortion. Wanna tear
up some anti-baldness twerps?
- Tongue-in-cheek parody of the movie "Troy."
- As The
World Burns - Soap opera about the exploits of faithless
Christians left behind after the Rapture.
Park - Idea by LordCo. Movie; creationists make dangerous
theme park with Biblical fauna.
- Spoof of "Waterworld"; Noah as a villainous pirate.
Dedicated to a very special someone...
Sniper Elite - In my defense, my sole contribution
to this game was a tiny suggestion or two!
Internet Evangelizer - Spiritually safe web browsing. With Board
Spirituality (BS) assistant!
in Dazzling White - Two super-secret angels are on a mission to
thwart Satan's vile plans.
Rabbi - Movie spoof; medieval Rabbis create an army of
intelligent Golems that quickly run amok.
Supper Pest Baits - Don't let YHWH ruin a perfectly good picnic
with his insect plagues!
Certified Imitation Fossils - Hand-crafted and signed by the
Prince of Darkness himself!
- These sunglasses will protect your corneas from the harmful rays
emitted by God.
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